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I so regret Obama got elected. Vote Up

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720 people think you're a douche 5 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Redd Neck on the 17th Oct 2009 at 3:27 PM
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I so regret not telling my friend that her new boyfriend has AIDS. Vote Up

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388 people think you're a douche 3 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Fuck on the 19th Oct 2009 at 1:52 AM

I so regret voting for Obama. Enough said. Vote Up

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337 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Snookered on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:41 PM
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I so regret sleeping with my son's wife. Vote Up

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305 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by #1 DAD on the 19th Oct 2009 at 1:37 PM

I so regret reading the newspapers to see Obama win a freakin' Nobel prize for doing... wait, here it comes... nothing! Gandhi and Mandela would be proud, I'm sure. Vote Up

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263 people think you're a douche 5 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by kal on the 17th Oct 2009 at 12:52 AM
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I so regret banging my ex's hot mom and little sister and not banging her cousin as well. Vote Up

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235 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Allen Lee on the 18th Oct 2009 at 12:44 PM
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I so regret voting for Obama... I am so sorry to all of you. Vote Up

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197 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Jack on the 16th Oct 2009 at 8:06 PM
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I so regret spending the whole night driving around San Antonio in '92 with a supersocker filled with crap. Driving past lots of kids waiting to get on the bus to Taft H.S. and slowing down so my friend John and Tommy could spray them down before speeding off. Vote Up

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190 people think you're a douche 6 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Allen Lee on the 19th Oct 2009 at 7:38 AM
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I so regret putting the hedgehog in the microwave. I was 8 and I wanted to recreate the gremlin in micro scene. but all it did was shrivel up in a little ball, like it does when threatened. I guess I was a screwed up kid. Vote Up

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174 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by sonic on the 17th Oct 2009 at 12:30 AM
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I so regret not having that abortion Vote Up

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167 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Dr. on the 17th Oct 2009 at 2:47 AM
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I so regret voting for the Nobel Peace Prize this year. Vote Up

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165 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Norwegian Committee Member on the 17th Oct 2009 at 12:45 AM
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I so regret letting that guy suck me off for like a year. I'm not even gay. Vote Up

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146 people think you're a douche 8 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Puke on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:53 PM
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I so regret not being born a vampire.. Life would have been so much more fabulous... Vote Up

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146 people think you're a douche 5 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Jessica Rabbit on the 01st Oct 2009 at 4:48 PM
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I so regret getting a tattoo on my face. Vote Up

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141 people think you're a douche 3 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Nicko on the 07th Oct 2009 at 11:36 AM
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I so regret being born a human... When they can't learn that it isn't what part of the world you are born in, or what color your skin is, how much money you make, what your parents did or did not do when you were a child, or any of those things that make you a good person. Vote Up

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137 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by CapitanObvious on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:20 PM
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#866 Lol, cherry picking your history? The president integrating the schools was a Dem. No one knows all the kkk members who've been in congress, kkk is a secret society. In the last ten year the kkk has held rallys and raised $ for the GOP in MI & TX. Submitted by 865's still a nut on the 05th Mar 2010 at 10:45 PM Go to regret #1110

#865 So why is the only member of congress that was a member of the KKK is a Democrat? I have read history, it wasn't the Republicans murdering civil rights protestors and blocking schools. Submitted by sane on the 04th Mar 2010 at 7:10 PM Go to regret #1110

#862 When I write this, u have more "rockstar's" than "douche's". Submitted by me on the 02nd Mar 2010 at 6:23 PM Go to regret #1167

#861 Mr. President? Submitted by bigfoot on the 01st Mar 2010 at 9:19 PM Go to regret #1167

#852 Don't worry just do whatever I tell you and you wil be fine. Submitted by the teleprompter on the 26th Feb 2010 at 1:26 AM Go to regret #1166

#850 Ryan Leaf? Is that you? Submitted by cfeld on the 24th Feb 2010 at 11:18 AM Go to regret #1166

#846 More than funny, she cheated with someone who was married, and then is PO'ed that she was cheated on too. LOL, what a hypocrite! Submitted by I hate Narcissists on the 16th Feb 2010 at 8:50 PM Go to regret #601

#844 #842 might want to read a little history too. Like about the Bull Moose party & Teddy, and how the Dems became the liberal party and the conservatives moved over to the GOP. Things have changed a bit since the Civil War. Submitted by 842 is a nut on the 14th Feb 2010 at 9:47 PM Go to regret #1110

#843 Sweet, boring is just boring....I think the word you are looking for is secure. Submitted by Evalee on the 13th Feb 2010 at 6:47 AM Go to regret #1123

#842 Using the term "republiKKKans" is kind of stupid considering the KKK was formed by the Democrats at the end of the Civil War and would continue to be a wing of the Democratic party in the South for years. The whole point of the KKK was to attack Republicans and Blacks. Go read a history book once in a while. Submitted by sane on the 11th Feb 2010 at 6:41 PM Go to regret #1110

#838 I would've thought it was sweet. Submitted by Yliyn on the 11th Feb 2010 at 11:40 AM Go to regret #1132

#834 I'm going though the same deal, too. Good luck and I hope we can both walk away from our toxic "best friends.". Submitted by Elise on the 08th Feb 2010 at 3:49 PM Go to regret #1118

#833 Grow the hell up. Even if you discount G.W. the amount of chemicals and toxins pumped into the air due to lack of regulation merits action. Obama is 10 times better than the republiKKKans. Submitted by lidlover on the 08th Feb 2010 at 2:26 PM Go to regret #1110

#828 It's always a good thing to do stuff you'll regret just to spite your parents! (so long as it's legal) It's just part of life. Submitted by been there on the 31st Jan 2010 at 12:16 PM Go to regret #1130

#819 Don't explode, back away from her. If she uses you this way, the last thing she is, is your best friend. Submitted by Ihatenarrsissits on the 22nd Jan 2010 at 9:32 PM Go to regret #1118

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