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I so regret Obama got elected. Vote Up

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786 people think you're a douche 8 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Redd Neck on the 17th Oct 2009 at 3:27 PM
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I so regret not telling my friend that her new boyfriend has AIDS. Vote Up

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431 people think you're a douche 5 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Fuck on the 19th Oct 2009 at 1:52 AM

I so regret voting for Obama. Enough said. Vote Up

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376 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Snookered on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:41 PM
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I so regret sleeping with my son's wife. Vote Up

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340 people think you're a douche 4 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by #1 DAD on the 19th Oct 2009 at 1:37 PM

I so regret reading the newspapers to see Obama win a freakin' Nobel prize for doing... wait, here it comes... nothing! Gandhi and Mandela would be proud, I'm sure. Vote Up

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286 people think you're a douche 5 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by kal on the 17th Oct 2009 at 12:52 AM
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I so regret banging my ex's hot mom and little sister and not banging her cousin as well. Vote Up

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273 people think you're a douche 5 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Allen Lee on the 18th Oct 2009 at 12:44 PM
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I so regret voting for Obama... I am so sorry to all of you. Vote Up

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211 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Jack on the 16th Oct 2009 at 8:06 PM
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I so regret spending the whole night driving around San Antonio in '92 with a supersocker filled with crap. Driving past lots of kids waiting to get on the bus to Taft H.S. and slowing down so my friend John and Tommy could spray them down before speeding off. Vote Up

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202 people think you're a douche 6 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Allen Lee on the 19th Oct 2009 at 7:38 AM
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I so regret not having that abortion Vote Up

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201 people think you're a douche 3 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Dr. on the 17th Oct 2009 at 2:47 AM
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I so regret putting the hedgehog in the microwave. I was 8 and I wanted to recreate the gremlin in micro scene. but all it did was shrivel up in a little ball, like it does when threatened. I guess I was a screwed up kid. Vote Up

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188 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by sonic on the 17th Oct 2009 at 12:30 AM
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I so regret voting for the Nobel Peace Prize this year. Vote Up

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171 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Norwegian Committee Member on the 17th Oct 2009 at 12:45 AM
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I so regret letting that guy suck me off for like a year. I'm not even gay. Vote Up

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160 people think you're a douche 8 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Puke on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:53 PM
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I so regret not being born a vampire.. Life would have been so much more fabulous... Vote Up

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155 people think you're a douche 6 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Jessica Rabbit on the 01st Oct 2009 at 4:48 PM
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I so regret getting a tattoo on my face. Vote Up

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147 people think you're a douche 4 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Nicko on the 07th Oct 2009 at 11:36 AM
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I so regret being born a human... When they can't learn that it isn't what part of the world you are born in, or what color your skin is, how much money you make, what your parents did or did not do when you were a child, or any of those things that make you a good person. Vote Up

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140 people think you're a douche 4 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by CapitanObvious on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:20 PM
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#4873 Loool that's funny. Submitted by loool on the 10th May 2013 at 6:23 AM Go to regret #3563

#3520 I feel like crap too. Submitted by i love me on the 23rd Sep 2012 at 12:40 AM Go to regret #2260

#3519 *laughing so hard* you are right seriously. Submitted by i love me on the 23rd Sep 2012 at 12:37 AM Go to regret #2262

#3158 At least they where more attractive than her, then almost any female is even a goat. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th May 2012 at 5:58 AM Go to regret #1209

#2883 I am 22, told I may never be able to conceive. I would kill to be in your shoes. I would do anything, ANYTHING, to be in your shoes, pregnant with the gift of a baby on the way. You don't know how blessed you are. Submitted by Jane on the 11th Feb 2012 at 9:02 AM Go to regret #2251

#2333 Staying on same property as the ho. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:33 PM Go to regret #250

#2332 Waiting for mine to get an operation. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:29 PM Go to regret #227

#2305 *could have - you people are 'tards. Submitted by - on the 16th Sep 2011 at 5:13 AM Go to regret #1983

#2262 *would have. Submitted by English speaker on the 07th Sep 2011 at 9:00 PM Go to regret #1985

#2143 I never told my mother how I felt the last time I saw her and a month later she died..... Submitted by taw on the 07th Aug 2011 at 11:18 AM Go to regret #740

#2097 I used to beat myself up for the amount of guys I've slept with. Then I reached a certain age I realized that it's not a big deal and there are a lot of good things about being great at sex! Embrace it! Submitted by KT on the 26th Jul 2011 at 3:09 PM Go to regret #1425

#1906 IMO, it's better to just get the big "V" out of the way. That way, you can focus on what's important in a relationship. Submitted by Jim on the 29th May 2011 at 11:59 PM Go to regret #1429

#1640 Don't take the easy way out. It's so satisfying if you triumph over your troubles. Submitted by Someone who cares on the 06th Apr 2011 at 8:35 PM Go to regret #1415

#1636 Dont! There are good things in this world, find what makes you happy HERE!!!! Submitted by Patti on the 06th Apr 2011 at 3:05 AM Go to regret #1415

#1628 Wow, I'm sure your son regrets you being his dad. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:22 PM Go to regret #337

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