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I so regret Obama got elected. Vote Up

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736 people think you're a douche 6 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Redd Neck on the 17th Oct 2009 at 3:27 PM
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I so regret not telling my friend that her new boyfriend has AIDS. Vote Up

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401 people think you're a douche 4 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Fuck on the 19th Oct 2009 at 1:52 AM

I so regret voting for Obama. Enough said. Vote Up

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346 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Snookered on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:41 PM
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I so regret sleeping with my son's wife. Vote Up

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318 people think you're a douche 3 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by #1 DAD on the 19th Oct 2009 at 1:37 PM

I so regret reading the newspapers to see Obama win a freakin' Nobel prize for doing... wait, here it comes... nothing! Gandhi and Mandela would be proud, I'm sure. Vote Up

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270 people think you're a douche 5 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by kal on the 17th Oct 2009 at 12:52 AM
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I so regret banging my ex's hot mom and little sister and not banging her cousin as well. Vote Up

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248 people think you're a douche 3 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Allen Lee on the 18th Oct 2009 at 12:44 PM
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I so regret voting for Obama... I am so sorry to all of you. Vote Up

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202 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Jack on the 16th Oct 2009 at 8:06 PM
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I so regret spending the whole night driving around San Antonio in '92 with a supersocker filled with crap. Driving past lots of kids waiting to get on the bus to Taft H.S. and slowing down so my friend John and Tommy could spray them down before speeding off. Vote Up

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195 people think you're a douche 6 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Allen Lee on the 19th Oct 2009 at 7:38 AM
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I so regret putting the hedgehog in the microwave. I was 8 and I wanted to recreate the gremlin in micro scene. but all it did was shrivel up in a little ball, like it does when threatened. I guess I was a screwed up kid. Vote Up

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181 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by sonic on the 17th Oct 2009 at 12:30 AM
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I so regret not having that abortion Vote Up

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179 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Dr. on the 17th Oct 2009 at 2:47 AM
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I so regret voting for the Nobel Peace Prize this year. Vote Up

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168 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Norwegian Committee Member on the 17th Oct 2009 at 12:45 AM
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I so regret letting that guy suck me off for like a year. I'm not even gay. Vote Up

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152 people think you're a douche 8 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Puke on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:53 PM
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I so regret not being born a vampire.. Life would have been so much more fabulous... Vote Up

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149 people think you're a douche 5 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Jessica Rabbit on the 01st Oct 2009 at 4:48 PM
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I so regret getting a tattoo on my face. Vote Up

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144 people think you're a douche 3 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Nicko on the 07th Oct 2009 at 11:36 AM
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I so regret being born a human... When they can't learn that it isn't what part of the world you are born in, or what color your skin is, how much money you make, what your parents did or did not do when you were a child, or any of those things that make you a good person. Vote Up

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139 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by CapitanObvious on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:20 PM
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#949 I agree, way to go douche. Submitted by __ on the 27th Aug 2010 at 8:03 PM Go to regret #300

#946 The real douche is #942, this is a complicated and personal issue in lots of different ways for lots of different folks. You don't know what this person's going through even if you had to made the choice yourself. Submitted by done on the 23rd Aug 2010 at 1:37 AM Go to regret #226

#942 You regret your child? you are a douche if you think that. Submitted by annoymous on the 19th Aug 2010 at 10:22 PM Go to regret #226

#941 Just be yourself.. and move on. Submitted by jackie on the 19th Aug 2010 at 12:57 AM Go to regret #1279

#938 Nice post. I like it very much. Submitted by saim on the 01st Aug 2010 at 11:21 PM Go to regret #1259

#934 Wow. You ARE a douche. Submitted by Dixie on the 13th Jul 2010 at 9:24 PM Go to regret #248

#933 Get a lawyer, file for divorce. Submitted by DontStayWithSomeoneWhoHatesYou on the 05th Jul 2010 at 4:41 PM Go to regret #1240

#930 Just because he is your DAD, that does not give him the right to speak to you like that. NO ONE has that right. You must remove yourself from the situation, immediately. Your life will go on. As far as I am concerned, he lost the right to have you in his life. Submitted by Gramma Anne on the 04th Jul 2010 at 6:00 AM Go to regret #1238

#922 Caution! Spouses who can't control their anger make for ugly divorces. It'll make for a rough transition, but getting through a nasty divorce is likely better for the kids than an ugly marriage. Submitted by AllTheBestToYou on the 29th Jun 2010 at 1:41 AM Go to regret #1233

#919 Your such a fucking douche. Get over yourself. Submitted by yourgross on the 14th Jun 2010 at 3:36 AM Go to regret #1217

#918 Well, you shouldn't regret for it was not your fault. I'm very sure you didn't have choice in the matter, you didn't tell the guy to take your money it just happened, so it's his fault. Submitted by SPower on the 13th Jun 2010 at 6:59 PM Go to regret #1216

#914 I think you rock! Submitted by girl on the 01st Apr 2010 at 3:46 PM Go to regret #1132

#913 So it'll never get better? Submitted by shithappens on the 01st Apr 2010 at 2:58 AM Go to regret #1211

#912 Life is high school, unfortunately. Submitted by cleo's romance on the 31st Mar 2010 at 5:42 PM Go to regret #1211

#910 Agreed. There is such as much stupid drama as there was in high school. Possibly even more.... Submitted by :( on the 31st Mar 2010 at 2:50 AM Go to regret #1189

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