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I so regret that I am so much better than you. Vote Up

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22 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Alex on the 09th Dec 2010 at 6:53 PM
Tags: confidence

I so regret not telling Regina how I really feel about her because we are both married. I'm such a pussy. Vote Up

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21 people think you're a douche 3 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Tommy Boy on the 27th Oct 2009 at 8:14 PM
Tags: marriage

I so regret promising you "we will meet again one day". I REALLY don't want to see you again. Vote Up

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21 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Y on the 25th Oct 2009 at 10:08 PM
Tags: boyfriend ex

I so regret that I know I'm falling in depression again, but I keep faking my smile. I don't want any help this time. Vote Up

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21 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by ohmy on the 25th Oct 2009 at 10:42 PM
Tags: depression help

I so regret leaving my soulmate for her. She told me I would be happier, more loved, more satisfied in my heart & soul. I WAS NOT! Her promises then were just as empty as my heart is now. Vote Up

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21 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by H1N1 seeker on the 26th Oct 2009 at 5:56 PM
Tags: alone heartbroken love

I so regret lying to my friend, now I have no one. Vote Up

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21 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by worthlessb on the 05th Nov 2009 at 9:22 PM
Tags: idiot lying

I so regret not being able to control my impulses, and contributing to the decline of my marriage. I so regret not seeing, sooner, that you were a boy and not a man. I so regret not being more selfless. I so regret having feelings. I so regret letting you hurt those feelings. Vote Up

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21 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Emma on the 07th Jan 2010 at 10:59 PM

I so regret waxing my bikini line without any oil to remove the excess wax.. It's painful having to go to the store with your thighs stuck together.. Vote Up

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21 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Jessica Rabbit on the 01st Oct 2009 at 4:51 AM
Tags: bikini wax

I so regret skinny-dipping and having sex with a girl on South Beach after a night at a new club. While we were doing it, some guy rifled through our clothes and stole all my cash and her credit cards. Vote Up

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21 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by rickjames on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:26 PM
Tags: robbed sex on the beach skinny dipping south beach

I so regret not finishing college. Vote Up

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21 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by st00pid on the 16th Oct 2009 at 9:02 PM

I so regret cheating on my Math paper. Actually, I regret getting caught. Vote Up

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21 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Cindy C on the 22nd Sep 2009 at 2:31 AM
Tags: cheat math

I so regret hacking her e-mail account. I would have preferred not to know. Vote Up

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21 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by jamesbond on the 18th Sep 2009 at 10:39 AM
Tags: e-mail hack secret

I so regret crashing my friend's car into his gate, after he was so kind enough to loan it to me for a week, while my car was in the shop. Vote Up

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21 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Flowerpower on the 16th Sep 2009 at 5:27 AM
Tags: car crash

I so regret thinking that I could sew it back on myself. Time to go to the ER I guess. Vote Up

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21 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by GunpowderTreason on the 17th Oct 2009 at 12:28 AM
Tags: amuptated dying pain

I so regret ever marrying that douchebag of a man and staying with him for 23 years just so he could go online as "lotsoflaughsphil" and totally fuck up the entire family. I also regret not killing him as a result because I probably could have gotten away with it on grounds of insanity. Vote Up

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21 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Prudence on the 19th Oct 2009 at 1:58 PM
Tags: hysterical

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#2883 I am 22, told I may never be able to conceive. I would kill to be in your shoes. I would do anything, ANYTHING, to be in your shoes, pregnant with the gift of a baby on the way. You don't know how blessed you are. Submitted by Jane on the 11th Feb 2012 at 9:02 AM Go to regret #2251

#2333 Staying on same property as the ho. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:33 PM Go to regret #250

#2332 Waiting for mine to get an operation. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:29 PM Go to regret #227

#2305 *could have - you people are 'tards. Submitted by - on the 16th Sep 2011 at 5:13 AM Go to regret #1983

#2262 *would have. Submitted by English speaker on the 07th Sep 2011 at 9:00 PM Go to regret #1985

#2143 I never told my mother how I felt the last time I saw her and a month later she died..... Submitted by taw on the 07th Aug 2011 at 11:18 AM Go to regret #740

#2097 I used to beat myself up for the amount of guys I've slept with. Then I reached a certain age I realized that it's not a big deal and there are a lot of good things about being great at sex! Embrace it! Submitted by KT on the 26th Jul 2011 at 3:09 PM Go to regret #1425

#1906 IMO, it's better to just get the big "V" out of the way. That way, you can focus on what's important in a relationship. Submitted by Jim on the 29th May 2011 at 11:59 PM Go to regret #1429

#1640 Don't take the easy way out. It's so satisfying if you triumph over your troubles. Submitted by Someone who cares on the 06th Apr 2011 at 8:35 PM Go to regret #1415

#1636 Dont! There are good things in this world, find what makes you happy HERE!!!! Submitted by Patti on the 06th Apr 2011 at 3:05 AM Go to regret #1415

#1628 Wow, I'm sure your son regrets you being his dad. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:22 PM Go to regret #337

#1627 Wow, sounds like my ex. Such a waste of space. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:19 PM Go to regret #1413

#1580 Truly sorry you can't find a guy who'll treat you right. Just so you know, it's not just the guys, I've never met a women who was honest or loving, still looking. I think it's just that most people are self centered. Submitted by nice folks finish last on the 28th Mar 2011 at 4:47 AM Go to regret #1409

#1262 Was it okay?? Submitted by Anon. on the 26th Jan 2011 at 3:50 AM Go to regret #217

#1252 Unless you think gay bashing is a good thing you are too cool for scouts. Submitted by boyscoutsareBS on the 22nd Jan 2011 at 7:28 AM Go to regret #1388

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