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I so regret gambling away my inheritance and my house. Worst of all, it cost me my marriage. Vote Up

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47 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Reg on the 21st Oct 2009 at 12:07 PM
Tags: blackjack gambling house marriage

I so regret my strange, inexplicable attraction to Sarah Palin. Vote Up

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47 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by B on the 16th Nov 2009 at 2:49 PM
Tags: love

I so regret losing control and slapping and beating my girlfriend. I hurt badly the one I love in a moment of stress and confusion. Now she left me... I can't live without her. I can't forgive myself, she's the most special person I've ever met and I disapointed her... it hurts so bad.. I want her by my side again... Vote Up

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46 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by hearbroken on the 25th Nov 2010 at 6:43 PM
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I so regret being slightly obese. Vote Up

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46 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by R700 on the 17th Oct 2009 at 2:28 AM
Tags: fat fat bastard fatman obesity

I so regret not listening to my mother when she said "be safe". My daughter will be 2 next month. I am 19 and I feel like my life is over before it has begun. Vote Up

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46 people think you're a douche 4 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Abi on the 17th Sep 2009 at 5:02 AM
Tags: baby teen pregnancy

I so regret leaving my PIN number written down on a piece of paper next to my bank card. That's not a mistake you can make twice. You can't afford to make it the second time. Vote Up

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46 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Poorhouse on the 01st Oct 2009 at 11:36 AM
Tags: bank card money

I so regret cheating on her after a month. I'm still with her 6 months after that first one, and we're in love with each other, but I still haven't told her what happened. Vote Up

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45 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by anubis on the 20th Oct 2009 at 1:59 AM
Tags: cheating relationship

I so regret staying fat. I managed to be skinny once but the attention was more than I could handle. Now every time I lose a pound I get scared. My husband has only known me fat. I wonder if I'm not giving him my best. Vote Up

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44 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by ladybuglady on the 20th Oct 2009 at 8:49 AM
Tags: weight

I so regret not taking the opportunity to take over a small South American country when Julio was willing to provide a small army for me. Vote Up

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44 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by J. H. Garcia on the 18th Oct 2009 at 6:33 PM
Tags: army South America south american country Take over

I so regret selling my ramshackle house to my stupid, alcoholic cousin for a knock-down price because I was sick of the maintenance. Turns out he was sober enough to know that a large business was quietly buying up all the property at premium and then rezoning. He made a killing. Vote Up

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43 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by André on the 01st Oct 2009 at 7:59 AM
Tags: broke cousin house poor

I so regret allowing my stupid, alcoholic, ex-boyfriend to drive my car. He ran it off the road and through several fences and an embankment and totaled it. I had no comprehensive insurance so I go by foot these days. Vote Up

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43 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Possum on the 16th Oct 2009 at 10:34 AM
Tags: boyfriend car

I so regret telling my friends that I eat my own scabs.. They've been treating me differently ever since.. Vote Up

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43 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Snow Bell on the 01st Oct 2009 at 2:39 PM
Tags: scabs

I so regret falling in love with two men simultaneously. They don't know. I love them both but not equally. The funny thing is that I can't seem to leave either one of them, and the truth is that I cannot marry any of them. What am I doing? Vote Up

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43 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Me on the 11th Nov 2009 at 7:55 PM
Tags: love

I so regret ever falling for the "carbon footprint" scam. Vote Up

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42 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Alan on the 28th Dec 2009 at 5:38 AM
Tags: environment

I so regret the damage done to this country by the traitor Abraham Lincoln.... Vote Up

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42 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by californiarollin on the 25th Mar 2010 at 1:37 AM

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#2883 I am 22, told I may never be able to conceive. I would kill to be in your shoes. I would do anything, ANYTHING, to be in your shoes, pregnant with the gift of a baby on the way. You don't know how blessed you are. Submitted by Jane on the 11th Feb 2012 at 9:02 AM Go to regret #2251

#2333 Staying on same property as the ho. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:33 PM Go to regret #250

#2332 Waiting for mine to get an operation. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:29 PM Go to regret #227

#2305 *could have - you people are 'tards. Submitted by - on the 16th Sep 2011 at 5:13 AM Go to regret #1983

#2262 *would have. Submitted by English speaker on the 07th Sep 2011 at 9:00 PM Go to regret #1985

#2143 I never told my mother how I felt the last time I saw her and a month later she died..... Submitted by taw on the 07th Aug 2011 at 11:18 AM Go to regret #740

#2097 I used to beat myself up for the amount of guys I've slept with. Then I reached a certain age I realized that it's not a big deal and there are a lot of good things about being great at sex! Embrace it! Submitted by KT on the 26th Jul 2011 at 3:09 PM Go to regret #1425

#1906 IMO, it's better to just get the big "V" out of the way. That way, you can focus on what's important in a relationship. Submitted by Jim on the 29th May 2011 at 11:59 PM Go to regret #1429

#1640 Don't take the easy way out. It's so satisfying if you triumph over your troubles. Submitted by Someone who cares on the 06th Apr 2011 at 8:35 PM Go to regret #1415

#1636 Dont! There are good things in this world, find what makes you happy HERE!!!! Submitted by Patti on the 06th Apr 2011 at 3:05 AM Go to regret #1415

#1628 Wow, I'm sure your son regrets you being his dad. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:22 PM Go to regret #337

#1627 Wow, sounds like my ex. Such a waste of space. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:19 PM Go to regret #1413

#1580 Truly sorry you can't find a guy who'll treat you right. Just so you know, it's not just the guys, I've never met a women who was honest or loving, still looking. I think it's just that most people are self centered. Submitted by nice folks finish last on the 28th Mar 2011 at 4:47 AM Go to regret #1409

#1262 Was it okay?? Submitted by Anon. on the 26th Jan 2011 at 3:50 AM Go to regret #217

#1252 Unless you think gay bashing is a good thing you are too cool for scouts. Submitted by boyscoutsareBS on the 22nd Jan 2011 at 7:28 AM Go to regret #1388

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