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I so regret never learning to masturbate with either hand. Vote Up

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39 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by fartenstart on the 17th Oct 2009 at 4:21 PM

I so regret not carrying a gun in high school, back when it was no big deal. Vote Up

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39 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by trigger on the 27th Oct 2009 at 12:37 PM
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I so regret trying cocaine and tobacco. My life was forever altered as a result of those two plants. Vote Up

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37 people think you're a douche 3 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Flip on the 17th Oct 2009 at 1:19 AM
Tags: cocaine tobacco

I so regret not brushing my teeth more regularly when I was a kid :-( Vote Up

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37 people think you're a douche 3 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by PeterBee on the 06th Oct 2009 at 4:54 AM
Tags: teeth

I so regret having unprotected sex, and then meeting a beautiful Mexican man at a bar in NYC and having him fly all the way from Mexico to visit me again (legit just to see me) and then having unprotected sex with HIM and giving him an STD. which, before he got rid of with antibiotics, forced him cancel a trip to London. Be safe! Vote Up

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37 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by awful person on the 19th Oct 2009 at 7:28 PM
Tags: mexico sex STD unprotected

I so regret not getting rid of the gun. Vote Up

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36 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by bob on the 17th Oct 2009 at 12:14 AM

I so regret giving the University Magazine Editor 3 orgasms....she gave me the clap! Vote Up

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36 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Mike on the 19th Oct 2009 at 1:42 PM

I so regret not getting high before watching Price is Right. Vote Up

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35 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Spraynard on the 18th Oct 2009 at 12:53 PM
Tags: pot tv

I so regret spending 3 weeks drunk off my ass when in high school. My girlfriend told me she was preggo before accepting it and asking her to marry me just to find out she lied to me. Hey, at least I was willing to stay unlike a number of men out there. Vote Up

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35 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Allen Lee on the 19th Oct 2009 at 2:29 AM
Tags: girlfriend high school lied married pregnant prego

I so regret buying a fancy new car. The recession hit 2 weeks later and I lost my job. Vote Up

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35 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Jobless on the 13th Oct 2009 at 2:30 PM
Tags: recession

I so regret not having that abortion. Vote Up

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35 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Barbara Bush on the 21st Oct 2009 at 11:45 AM
Tags: economy politics

I so regret not sending your stupid girlfriend all of our emails and naked picture exchanges when I had the chance. Vote Up

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34 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Shoulda sent it all on the 22nd Oct 2009 at 2:55 AM
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I so regret not telling you about my other girlfriends. I also regret forgiving you for your other boyfriends. Vote Up

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34 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by womp womp on the 20th Oct 2009 at 2:52 PM
Tags: cheating

I so regret the years that I shoved piles of meth into my nose and lungs, all the while denying there was a problem. Vote Up

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34 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Notanymore on the 19th Oct 2009 at 9:33 AM
Tags: drugs meth

I so regret that time the whole world thought I was floating away in a balloon but I was actually just hiding in the garage. Yeah...I definitely regret that a little. Vote Up

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33 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Ballonboy on the 16th Oct 2009 at 1:35 PM
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#2883 I am 22, told I may never be able to conceive. I would kill to be in your shoes. I would do anything, ANYTHING, to be in your shoes, pregnant with the gift of a baby on the way. You don't know how blessed you are. Submitted by Jane on the 11th Feb 2012 at 9:02 AM Go to regret #2251

#2333 Staying on same property as the ho. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:33 PM Go to regret #250

#2332 Waiting for mine to get an operation. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:29 PM Go to regret #227

#2305 *could have - you people are 'tards. Submitted by - on the 16th Sep 2011 at 5:13 AM Go to regret #1983

#2262 *would have. Submitted by English speaker on the 07th Sep 2011 at 9:00 PM Go to regret #1985

#2143 I never told my mother how I felt the last time I saw her and a month later she died..... Submitted by taw on the 07th Aug 2011 at 11:18 AM Go to regret #740

#2097 I used to beat myself up for the amount of guys I've slept with. Then I reached a certain age I realized that it's not a big deal and there are a lot of good things about being great at sex! Embrace it! Submitted by KT on the 26th Jul 2011 at 3:09 PM Go to regret #1425

#1906 IMO, it's better to just get the big "V" out of the way. That way, you can focus on what's important in a relationship. Submitted by Jim on the 29th May 2011 at 11:59 PM Go to regret #1429

#1640 Don't take the easy way out. It's so satisfying if you triumph over your troubles. Submitted by Someone who cares on the 06th Apr 2011 at 8:35 PM Go to regret #1415

#1636 Dont! There are good things in this world, find what makes you happy HERE!!!! Submitted by Patti on the 06th Apr 2011 at 3:05 AM Go to regret #1415

#1628 Wow, I'm sure your son regrets you being his dad. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:22 PM Go to regret #337

#1627 Wow, sounds like my ex. Such a waste of space. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:19 PM Go to regret #1413

#1580 Truly sorry you can't find a guy who'll treat you right. Just so you know, it's not just the guys, I've never met a women who was honest or loving, still looking. I think it's just that most people are self centered. Submitted by nice folks finish last on the 28th Mar 2011 at 4:47 AM Go to regret #1409

#1262 Was it okay?? Submitted by Anon. on the 26th Jan 2011 at 3:50 AM Go to regret #217

#1252 Unless you think gay bashing is a good thing you are too cool for scouts. Submitted by boyscoutsareBS on the 22nd Jan 2011 at 7:28 AM Go to regret #1388

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