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I so regret Obama got elected. Vote Up

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736 people think you're a douche 6 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Redd Neck on the 17th Oct 2009 at 3:27 PM
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I so regret reading the newspapers to see Obama win a freakin' Nobel prize for doing... wait, here it comes... nothing! Gandhi and Mandela would be proud, I'm sure. Vote Up

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270 people think you're a douche 5 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by kal on the 17th Oct 2009 at 12:52 AM
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I so regret spending an hour reading this site. Vote Up

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26 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Gordo on the 17th Oct 2009 at 6:52 AM
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I so regret voting for McCain. Vote Up

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127 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Repub4Life on the 16th Oct 2009 at 4:43 PM
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I so regret reading other people's regrets rather than doing anything else with my time. Vote Up

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26 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Grim on the 16th Oct 2009 at 4:36 PM
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I so regret voting for Obama. Enough said. Vote Up

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346 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Snookered on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:41 PM
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I so regret peeking over the neighbor's fence when I heard giggling. The girls next door were skinny-dipping and they told their dad, who called my parents and told them I was a voyeur. Vote Up

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18 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Leo on the 11th Oct 2009 at 11:36 AM
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I so regret all those things I've been saying on my show since the Fox executives told me to stop taking my meds. Vote Up

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24 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Glenn Beck on the 21st Oct 2009 at 6:02 PM
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I so regret setting dad's helium balloon free and hiding in the attic... not only am I grounded, but I'll be a terrible internet meme for at least a month. Vote Up

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28 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by SOTsyndicate on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:33 PM
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I so regret banging my ex's hot mom and little sister and not banging her cousin as well. Vote Up

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248 people think you're a douche 3 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Allen Lee on the 18th Oct 2009 at 12:44 PM
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I so regret getting shot in the face by Dick Cheney. Dick, could you ever find it in your heart to forgive me? Vote Up

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11 people think you're a douche 3 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Harry Whittington on the 21st Oct 2009 at 3:00 PM
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I so regret ever marrying that douchebag of a man and staying with him for 23 years just so he could go online as "lotsoflaughsphil" and totally fuck up the entire family. I also regret not killing him as a result because I probably could have gotten away with it on grounds of insanity. Vote Up

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20 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Prudence on the 19th Oct 2009 at 1:58 PM
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I so regret I haven't told my parents I'm moving in with my boyfriend. They just think we're two guys who are good friends. Vote Up

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27 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by b on the 19th Oct 2009 at 1:26 PM
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I so regret the years that I shoved piles of meth into my nose and lungs, all the while denying there was a problem. Vote Up

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34 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Notanymore on the 19th Oct 2009 at 9:33 AM
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I so regret going to my fiance's church with her parents after a long night of poker, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and Jager Bombs resulting in my puking in the offering plate. Oh well, I will ask for forgiveness. Vote Up

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27 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Bobby D. on the 17th Oct 2009 at 5:30 PM

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#949 I agree, way to go douche. Submitted by __ on the 27th Aug 2010 at 8:03 PM Go to regret #300

#946 The real douche is #942, this is a complicated and personal issue in lots of different ways for lots of different folks. You don't know what this person's going through even if you had to made the choice yourself. Submitted by done on the 23rd Aug 2010 at 1:37 AM Go to regret #226

#942 You regret your child? you are a douche if you think that. Submitted by annoymous on the 19th Aug 2010 at 10:22 PM Go to regret #226

#941 Just be yourself.. and move on. Submitted by jackie on the 19th Aug 2010 at 12:57 AM Go to regret #1279

#938 Nice post. I like it very much. Submitted by saim on the 01st Aug 2010 at 11:21 PM Go to regret #1259

#934 Wow. You ARE a douche. Submitted by Dixie on the 13th Jul 2010 at 9:24 PM Go to regret #248

#933 Get a lawyer, file for divorce. Submitted by DontStayWithSomeoneWhoHatesYou on the 05th Jul 2010 at 4:41 PM Go to regret #1240

#930 Just because he is your DAD, that does not give him the right to speak to you like that. NO ONE has that right. You must remove yourself from the situation, immediately. Your life will go on. As far as I am concerned, he lost the right to have you in his life. Submitted by Gramma Anne on the 04th Jul 2010 at 6:00 AM Go to regret #1238

#922 Caution! Spouses who can't control their anger make for ugly divorces. It'll make for a rough transition, but getting through a nasty divorce is likely better for the kids than an ugly marriage. Submitted by AllTheBestToYou on the 29th Jun 2010 at 1:41 AM Go to regret #1233

#919 Your such a fucking douche. Get over yourself. Submitted by yourgross on the 14th Jun 2010 at 3:36 AM Go to regret #1217

#918 Well, you shouldn't regret for it was not your fault. I'm very sure you didn't have choice in the matter, you didn't tell the guy to take your money it just happened, so it's his fault. Submitted by SPower on the 13th Jun 2010 at 6:59 PM Go to regret #1216

#914 I think you rock! Submitted by girl on the 01st Apr 2010 at 3:46 PM Go to regret #1132

#913 So it'll never get better? Submitted by shithappens on the 01st Apr 2010 at 2:58 AM Go to regret #1211

#912 Life is high school, unfortunately. Submitted by cleo's romance on the 31st Mar 2010 at 5:42 PM Go to regret #1211

#910 Agreed. There is such as much stupid drama as there was in high school. Possibly even more.... Submitted by :( on the 31st Mar 2010 at 2:50 AM Go to regret #1189

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