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I so regret Obama got elected. Vote Up

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782 people think you're a douche 8 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Redd Neck on the 17th Oct 2009 at 3:27 PM
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I so regret reading the newspapers to see Obama win a freakin' Nobel prize for doing... wait, here it comes... nothing! Gandhi and Mandela would be proud, I'm sure. Vote Up

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285 people think you're a douche 5 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by kal on the 17th Oct 2009 at 12:52 AM
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I so regret spending an hour reading this site. Vote Up

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28 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Gordo on the 17th Oct 2009 at 6:52 AM
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I so regret voting for McCain. Vote Up

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133 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Repub4Life on the 16th Oct 2009 at 4:43 PM
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I so regret reading other people's regrets rather than doing anything else with my time. Vote Up

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29 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Grim on the 16th Oct 2009 at 4:36 PM
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I so regret voting for Obama. Enough said. Vote Up

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373 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Snookered on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:41 PM
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I so regret peeking over the neighbor's fence when I heard giggling. The girls next door were skinny-dipping and they told their dad, who called my parents and told them I was a voyeur. Vote Up

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18 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Leo on the 11th Oct 2009 at 11:36 AM
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I so regret all those things I've been saying on my show since the Fox executives told me to stop taking my meds. Vote Up

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24 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Glenn Beck on the 21st Oct 2009 at 6:02 PM
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I so regret banging my ex's hot mom and little sister and not banging her cousin as well. Vote Up

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273 people think you're a douche 5 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Allen Lee on the 18th Oct 2009 at 12:44 PM
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I so regret setting dad's helium balloon free and hiding in the attic... not only am I grounded, but I'll be a terrible internet meme for at least a month. Vote Up

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29 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by SOTsyndicate on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:33 PM
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I so regret ever marrying that douchebag of a man and staying with him for 23 years just so he could go online as "lotsoflaughsphil" and totally fuck up the entire family. I also regret not killing him as a result because I probably could have gotten away with it on grounds of insanity. Vote Up

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21 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Prudence on the 19th Oct 2009 at 1:58 PM
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I so regret getting shot in the face by Dick Cheney. Dick, could you ever find it in your heart to forgive me? Vote Up

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11 people think you're a douche 3 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Harry Whittington on the 21st Oct 2009 at 3:00 PM
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I so regret I haven't told my parents I'm moving in with my boyfriend. They just think we're two guys who are good friends. Vote Up

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27 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by b on the 19th Oct 2009 at 1:26 PM
Tags: gay housemate husband lgbt lover

I so regret the years that I shoved piles of meth into my nose and lungs, all the while denying there was a problem. Vote Up

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34 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Notanymore on the 19th Oct 2009 at 9:33 AM
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I so regret going to my fiance's church with her parents after a long night of poker, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and Jager Bombs resulting in my puking in the offering plate. Oh well, I will ask for forgiveness. Vote Up

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29 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Bobby D. on the 17th Oct 2009 at 5:30 PM

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#2333 Staying on same property as the ho. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:33 PM Go to regret #250

#2332 Waiting for mine to get an operation. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:29 PM Go to regret #227

#2305 *could have - you people are 'tards. Submitted by - on the 16th Sep 2011 at 5:13 AM Go to regret #1983

#2262 *would have. Submitted by English speaker on the 07th Sep 2011 at 9:00 PM Go to regret #1985

#2143 I never told my mother how I felt the last time I saw her and a month later she died..... Submitted by taw on the 07th Aug 2011 at 11:18 AM Go to regret #740

#2097 I used to beat myself up for the amount of guys I've slept with. Then I reached a certain age I realized that it's not a big deal and there are a lot of good things about being great at sex! Embrace it! Submitted by KT on the 26th Jul 2011 at 3:09 PM Go to regret #1425

#1906 IMO, it's better to just get the big "V" out of the way. That way, you can focus on what's important in a relationship. Submitted by Jim on the 29th May 2011 at 11:59 PM Go to regret #1429

#1640 Don't take the easy way out. It's so satisfying if you triumph over your troubles. Submitted by Someone who cares on the 06th Apr 2011 at 8:35 PM Go to regret #1415

#1636 Dont! There are good things in this world, find what makes you happy HERE!!!! Submitted by Patti on the 06th Apr 2011 at 3:05 AM Go to regret #1415

#1628 Wow, I'm sure your son regrets you being his dad. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:22 PM Go to regret #337

#1627 Wow, sounds like my ex. Such a waste of space. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:19 PM Go to regret #1413

#1580 Truly sorry you can't find a guy who'll treat you right. Just so you know, it's not just the guys, I've never met a women who was honest or loving, still looking. I think it's just that most people are self centered. Submitted by nice folks finish last on the 28th Mar 2011 at 4:47 AM Go to regret #1409

#1262 Was it okay?? Submitted by Anon. on the 26th Jan 2011 at 3:50 AM Go to regret #217

#1252 Unless you think gay bashing is a good thing you are too cool for scouts. Submitted by boyscoutsareBS on the 22nd Jan 2011 at 7:28 AM Go to regret #1388

#1117 My name is calvin. Submitted by calvin on the 07th Dec 2010 at 5:50 PM Go to regret #1325

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