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I so regret Obama got elected. Vote Up

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720 people think you're a douche 5 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Redd Neck on the 17th Oct 2009 at 3:27 PM
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I so regret spending an hour reading this site. Vote Up

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25 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Gordo on the 17th Oct 2009 at 6:52 AM
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I so regret reading the newspapers to see Obama win a freakin' Nobel prize for doing... wait, here it comes... nothing! Gandhi and Mandela would be proud, I'm sure. Vote Up

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263 people think you're a douche 5 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by kal on the 17th Oct 2009 at 12:52 AM
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I so regret voting for McCain. Vote Up

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119 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Repub4Life on the 16th Oct 2009 at 4:43 PM
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I so regret reading other people's regrets rather than doing anything else with my time. Vote Up

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26 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Grim on the 16th Oct 2009 at 4:36 PM
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I so regret voting for Obama. Enough said. Vote Up

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337 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Snookered on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:41 PM
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I so regret peeking over the neighbor's fence when I heard giggling. The girls next door were skinny-dipping and they told their dad, who called my parents and told them I was a voyeur. Vote Up

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17 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Leo on the 11th Oct 2009 at 11:36 AM
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I so regret all those things I've been saying on my show since the Fox executives told me to stop taking my meds. Vote Up

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23 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Glenn Beck on the 21st Oct 2009 at 6:02 PM
Tags: drugs economy Fox News Glenn Beck GOP politics schizophrenia

I so regret banging my ex's hot mom and little sister and not banging her cousin as well. Vote Up

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235 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Allen Lee on the 18th Oct 2009 at 12:44 PM
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I so regret setting dad's helium balloon free and hiding in the attic... not only am I grounded, but I'll be a terrible internet meme for at least a month. Vote Up

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27 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by SOTsyndicate on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:33 PM
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I so regret getting shot in the face by Dick Cheney. Dick, could you ever find it in your heart to forgive me? Vote Up

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10 people think you're a douche 3 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Harry Whittington on the 21st Oct 2009 at 3:00 PM
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I so regret ever marrying that douchebag of a man and staying with him for 23 years just so he could go online as "lotsoflaughsphil" and totally fuck up the entire family. I also regret not killing him as a result because I probably could have gotten away with it on grounds of insanity. Vote Up

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20 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Prudence on the 19th Oct 2009 at 1:58 PM
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I so regret I haven't told my parents I'm moving in with my boyfriend. They just think we're two guys who are good friends. Vote Up

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26 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by b on the 19th Oct 2009 at 1:26 PM
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I so regret going to my fiance's church with her parents after a long night of poker, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and Jager Bombs resulting in my puking in the offering plate. Oh well, I will ask for forgiveness. Vote Up

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25 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Bobby D. on the 17th Oct 2009 at 5:30 PM

I so regret the years that I shoved piles of meth into my nose and lungs, all the while denying there was a problem. Vote Up

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34 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Notanymore on the 19th Oct 2009 at 9:33 AM
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#866 Lol, cherry picking your history? The president integrating the schools was a Dem. No one knows all the kkk members who've been in congress, kkk is a secret society. In the last ten year the kkk has held rallys and raised $ for the GOP in MI & TX. Submitted by 865's still a nut on the 05th Mar 2010 at 10:45 PM Go to regret #1110

#865 So why is the only member of congress that was a member of the KKK is a Democrat? I have read history, it wasn't the Republicans murdering civil rights protestors and blocking schools. Submitted by sane on the 04th Mar 2010 at 7:10 PM Go to regret #1110

#862 When I write this, u have more "rockstar's" than "douche's". Submitted by me on the 02nd Mar 2010 at 6:23 PM Go to regret #1167

#861 Mr. President? Submitted by bigfoot on the 01st Mar 2010 at 9:19 PM Go to regret #1167

#852 Don't worry just do whatever I tell you and you wil be fine. Submitted by the teleprompter on the 26th Feb 2010 at 1:26 AM Go to regret #1166

#850 Ryan Leaf? Is that you? Submitted by cfeld on the 24th Feb 2010 at 11:18 AM Go to regret #1166

#846 More than funny, she cheated with someone who was married, and then is PO'ed that she was cheated on too. LOL, what a hypocrite! Submitted by I hate Narcissists on the 16th Feb 2010 at 8:50 PM Go to regret #601

#844 #842 might want to read a little history too. Like about the Bull Moose party & Teddy, and how the Dems became the liberal party and the conservatives moved over to the GOP. Things have changed a bit since the Civil War. Submitted by 842 is a nut on the 14th Feb 2010 at 9:47 PM Go to regret #1110

#843 Sweet, boring is just boring....I think the word you are looking for is secure. Submitted by Evalee on the 13th Feb 2010 at 6:47 AM Go to regret #1123

#842 Using the term "republiKKKans" is kind of stupid considering the KKK was formed by the Democrats at the end of the Civil War and would continue to be a wing of the Democratic party in the South for years. The whole point of the KKK was to attack Republicans and Blacks. Go read a history book once in a while. Submitted by sane on the 11th Feb 2010 at 6:41 PM Go to regret #1110

#838 I would've thought it was sweet. Submitted by Yliyn on the 11th Feb 2010 at 11:40 AM Go to regret #1132

#834 I'm going though the same deal, too. Good luck and I hope we can both walk away from our toxic "best friends.". Submitted by Elise on the 08th Feb 2010 at 3:49 PM Go to regret #1118

#833 Grow the hell up. Even if you discount G.W. the amount of chemicals and toxins pumped into the air due to lack of regulation merits action. Obama is 10 times better than the republiKKKans. Submitted by lidlover on the 08th Feb 2010 at 2:26 PM Go to regret #1110

#828 It's always a good thing to do stuff you'll regret just to spite your parents! (so long as it's legal) It's just part of life. Submitted by been there on the 31st Jan 2010 at 12:16 PM Go to regret #1130

#819 Don't explode, back away from her. If she uses you this way, the last thing she is, is your best friend. Submitted by Ihatenarrsissits on the 22nd Jan 2010 at 9:32 PM Go to regret #1118

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