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I so regret hiring a programmer who talked a good game, passed our practical test, and then fucked up everything that he touched. Vote Up

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4 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Grumpy on the 02nd Oct 2009 at 10:14 AM
Tags: programmer test

I so regret not taking the opportunity to take over a small South American country when Julio was willing to provide a small army for me. Vote Up

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44 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by J. H. Garcia on the 18th Oct 2009 at 6:33 PM
Tags: army South America south american country Take over

I so regret not using a condom Vote Up

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111 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by newdad on the 18th Oct 2009 at 12:01 AM

I so regret that you still allow your manipulative, abusive family to stay in your life, when you've had several great chances to cut them out forever. They keep dragging you down, they will drag you to your grave. I don't know how much more I can take. Vote Up

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4 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by sad girl in NY on the 20th Oct 2009 at 5:21 AM
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I so regret ever meeting you, so that you could rape me and ruin my life. I hope you die in a fire. Vote Up

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0 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by toj on the 19th Oct 2009 at 6:39 PM
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I so regret not kissing her way back then. I was a clueless and shy little boy. Sorry, Abigail. Vote Up

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1 person thinks you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Andy H. on the 14th Feb 2010 at 11:06 AM
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I so regret walking into the wrong change-room at the gym because I was half-asleep after completing exam week. Aside from being called a pervert, I think what I saw has scarred me for life. Vote Up

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6 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Foxy on the 24th Oct 2009 at 2:31 AM
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I so regret letting you abuse me. I was lost when I was with you. I do not regret that I left you. Vote Up

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2 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Happyone on the 26th Oct 2009 at 9:18 PM
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I so regret not coming out to my father before he passed away. The secret I thought I needed to keep about my sexual orientation has not only prevented me from developing closer relationships with my friends & family; it deprived me of knowing the true joy of living & of learning the importance of loving myself. Vote Up

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7 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by OnlyAlmostBroken on the 02nd Nov 2009 at 5:35 AM
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I so regret making out with a clown on Halloween. Vote Up

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4 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by CarnivalObsessed Nut on the 12th Nov 2009 at 5:31 PM
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I so regret not telling you how much I hate you to your face. Vote Up

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3 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Ells on the 20th Oct 2009 at 3:26 AM
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I so regret not saving my assignment before the power went out. Vote Up

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20 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by phucked on the 09th Oct 2009 at 11:13 AM
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I so regret whipping my secretary with a whip that shows marks Vote Up

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13 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by psyc on the 15th Sep 2009 at 10:02 AM
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I so regret allowing them to take photos when I tried on Clara's wedding dress. Now her family all think I'm a cross-dresser. Assholes. Vote Up

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7 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Chad on the 16th Sep 2009 at 4:59 AM
Tags: cross-dressing photos wedding

I so regret letting that guy suck me off for like a year. I'm not even gay. Vote Up

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160 people think you're a douche 8 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Puke on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:53 PM
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#2883 I am 22, told I may never be able to conceive. I would kill to be in your shoes. I would do anything, ANYTHING, to be in your shoes, pregnant with the gift of a baby on the way. You don't know how blessed you are. Submitted by Jane on the 11th Feb 2012 at 9:02 AM Go to regret #2251

#2333 Staying on same property as the ho. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:33 PM Go to regret #250

#2332 Waiting for mine to get an operation. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:29 PM Go to regret #227

#2305 *could have - you people are 'tards. Submitted by - on the 16th Sep 2011 at 5:13 AM Go to regret #1983

#2262 *would have. Submitted by English speaker on the 07th Sep 2011 at 9:00 PM Go to regret #1985

#2143 I never told my mother how I felt the last time I saw her and a month later she died..... Submitted by taw on the 07th Aug 2011 at 11:18 AM Go to regret #740

#2097 I used to beat myself up for the amount of guys I've slept with. Then I reached a certain age I realized that it's not a big deal and there are a lot of good things about being great at sex! Embrace it! Submitted by KT on the 26th Jul 2011 at 3:09 PM Go to regret #1425

#1906 IMO, it's better to just get the big "V" out of the way. That way, you can focus on what's important in a relationship. Submitted by Jim on the 29th May 2011 at 11:59 PM Go to regret #1429

#1640 Don't take the easy way out. It's so satisfying if you triumph over your troubles. Submitted by Someone who cares on the 06th Apr 2011 at 8:35 PM Go to regret #1415

#1636 Dont! There are good things in this world, find what makes you happy HERE!!!! Submitted by Patti on the 06th Apr 2011 at 3:05 AM Go to regret #1415

#1628 Wow, I'm sure your son regrets you being his dad. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:22 PM Go to regret #337

#1627 Wow, sounds like my ex. Such a waste of space. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:19 PM Go to regret #1413

#1580 Truly sorry you can't find a guy who'll treat you right. Just so you know, it's not just the guys, I've never met a women who was honest or loving, still looking. I think it's just that most people are self centered. Submitted by nice folks finish last on the 28th Mar 2011 at 4:47 AM Go to regret #1409

#1262 Was it okay?? Submitted by Anon. on the 26th Jan 2011 at 3:50 AM Go to regret #217

#1252 Unless you think gay bashing is a good thing you are too cool for scouts. Submitted by boyscoutsareBS on the 22nd Jan 2011 at 7:28 AM Go to regret #1388

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