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155 people think you're a douche 6 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Jessica Rabbit on the 01st Oct 2009 at 4:48 PM
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#128 It's not too late... Submitted by SailorGirl on the 03rd Oct 2009 at 3:40 AM Go to regret #125

#143 A vampire? .. really? Did you lose your meds? Submitted by WhereAmIWolf on the 06th Oct 2009 at 10:51 AM Go to regret #125

#228 wow. Submitted by nacho on the 16th Oct 2009 at 2:17 PM Go to regret #125

#422 Ha! Let me guess, a sparkly vampire? Submitted by KittyMika on the 20th Oct 2009 at 5:45 PM Go to regret #125

#598 What are you? A 10 year old girl? Submitted by seriously? on the 26th Oct 2009 at 8:49 PM Go to regret #125

#973 The good thing is that being a homo is fabulous and you are an homo! Submitted by CZ it! on the 08th Sep 2010 at 7:55 AM Go to regret #125

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