I so regret masturbating (about) 3 times a day for 8 years....

#988 Wow, that person above me is a douche.. but good job! its hard to get over that. Submitted by asdfjkl; on the 09th Sep 2010 at 8:08 AM Go to regret #1264

#986 Dont give up! no one likes a fatty. Submitted by Broham on the 08th Sep 2010 at 8:15 AM Go to regret #1264

#985 He is a freakin GENIUS! Submitted by Mensa & Shit on the 08th Sep 2010 at 8:13 AM Go to regret #189

#984 You should regret not getting in the kitchen and making some samwiches! Submitted by Make me a samwich woman! on the 08th Sep 2010 at 8:12 AM Go to regret #230

#983 You are correct! It is much better to slam it than waste it. Submitted by Tweaker T on the 08th Sep 2010 at 8:11 AM Go to regret #308

#982 Phil is funny as hell! Submitted by I Like Phil on the 08th Sep 2010 at 8:10 AM Go to regret #349

#981 Could you healz our group? Submitted by LFH on the 08th Sep 2010 at 8:08 AM Go to regret #117

#980 Pick up hookers! Most dont have any diseases anymore except for the really nasty ones. Just wear some protection. Submitted by Ahab on the 08th Sep 2010 at 8:07 AM Go to regret #699

#979 What rocks for him is that he can bone the whole secretary pool at work with out a condom and have no fear of knocking one of the whores up! Submitted by Philanderer on the 08th Sep 2010 at 8:03 AM Go to regret #237

#978 Secretaries are great! I like them much better than either one of my ex wives. Submitted by Crotchety on the 08th Sep 2010 at 8:01 AM Go to regret #279

#977 What are you queer? Submitted by Rev Judge on the 08th Sep 2010 at 8:00 AM Go to regret #599

#976 Im sorry but no one wants a part of your stuffed envelopes at home money. Your a douche, will never amount to anything, move along! Submitted by nothing to c here on the 08th Sep 2010 at 7:58 AM Go to regret #959

#975 If you are not just like me you lose! Submitted by WASP on the 08th Sep 2010 at 7:57 AM Go to regret #165

#974 Get a nautical star, some barbed wire, and a tribal for the ultimate has-been douche look! Submitted by CPTn Slate on the 08th Sep 2010 at 7:56 AM Go to regret #138

#973 The good thing is that being a homo is fabulous and you are an homo! Submitted by CZ it! on the 08th Sep 2010 at 7:55 AM Go to regret #125

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I so regret forgetting my password