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I so regret letting my bunny-hugger wife talk me into buying a Prius. Even she is sorry now. Vote Up

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11 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by stranded on the 24th Feb 2010 at 12:00 AM
Tags: car mistake

I so regret leaving the house this morning. I fell on my ass, we wrecked our new car, and now I have a nice little bump on my head from hitting the car roof. All from a little thing I like to call FREEZING RAIN, and my being completely oblivious to the state-wide emergency that was issued. Vote Up

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5 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by soula on the 13th Dec 2009 at 12:35 PM
Tags: bad decision car falling ice

I so regret not holding onto my car door in the wind this morning. It smashed into the car next to me. The owner was sitting inside at the time and it all went downhill from there. Vote Up

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12 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Duncan on the 10th Nov 2009 at 10:21 AM
Tags: car door wind

I so regret buying a Saturn vehicle just 15 months ago. By the time the car is paid off, the company will have been out of business for two full years. Vote Up

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4 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Regretful Astra Owner on the 29th Oct 2009 at 12:21 AM
Tags: car Depreciation loan

I so regret giving the cute girl with car trouble my cellphone number in case she stalled again while driving to the dealership. Who knew she would phone at 3AM, just "to chat"? Who knew my wife would answer? Who knew I would be interrogated until sunrise? Vote Up

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18 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by TiredJay on the 28th Oct 2009 at 12:28 PM
Tags: car girl suspicion wife

I so regret getting out of your car tonight. I really wanted to stay. I love you. Vote Up

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5 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Taylor on the 21st Oct 2009 at 4:41 AM
Tags: car love

I so regret being so difficult in the parking lot with the handicapped woman whose car did not have power steering. I was so selfish, and wish I could apologize to her face. Vote Up

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7 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Fearless Raccoon on the 19th Oct 2009 at 8:13 PM
Tags: car handicap

I so regret allowing my stupid, alcoholic, ex-boyfriend to drive my car. He ran it off the road and through several fences and an embankment and totaled it. I had no comprehensive insurance so I go by foot these days. Vote Up

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43 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Possum on the 16th Oct 2009 at 10:34 AM
Tags: boyfriend car

I so regret telling Helen, my daughter, that she HAD to go to school this morning even though she claimed to be sick. She puked twice in my 2-day old car. Vote Up

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111 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Shell on the 09th Oct 2009 at 11:24 AM
Tags: car daughter puke

I so regret smashing my brother's RC car when I was 9. I was jealous. Vote Up

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28 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by droopydog on the 05th Oct 2009 at 7:10 AM
Tags: car jealous

I so regret lending Chris my car. He drove 80 miles with the hand-brake partially on, wondering about the "burning smell". Vote Up

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27 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by SailorGirl on the 03rd Oct 2009 at 3:38 AM
Tags: brake car

I so regret bumping into your car. I drove off in panic and when I came back you were gone. Sorry... Vote Up

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52 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by crash test dummy on the 01st Oct 2009 at 8:13 PM
Tags: car sorry

I so regret over-sleeping again. I was fired. I've just bought a new car. Fuck. Vote Up

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29 people think you're a douche 5 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by DeepShit on the 16th Sep 2009 at 10:58 AM
Tags: broke car fired late

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#934 Wow. You ARE a douche. Submitted by Dixie on the 13th Jul 2010 at 9:24 PM Go to regret #248

#933 Get a lawyer, file for divorce. Submitted by DontStayWithSomeoneWhoHatesYou on the 05th Jul 2010 at 4:41 PM Go to regret #1240

#930 Just because he is your DAD, that does not give him the right to speak to you like that. NO ONE has that right. You must remove yourself from the situation, immediately. Your life will go on. As far as I am concerned, he lost the right to have you in his life. Submitted by Gramma Anne on the 04th Jul 2010 at 6:00 AM Go to regret #1238

#922 Caution! Spouses who can't control their anger make for ugly divorces. It'll make for a rough transition, but getting through a nasty divorce is likely better for the kids than an ugly marriage. Submitted by AllTheBestToYou on the 29th Jun 2010 at 1:41 AM Go to regret #1233

#919 Your such a fucking douche. Get over yourself. Submitted by yourgross on the 14th Jun 2010 at 3:36 AM Go to regret #1217

#918 Well, you shouldn't regret for it was not your fault. I'm very sure you didn't have choice in the matter, you didn't tell the guy to take your money it just happened, so it's his fault. Submitted by SPower on the 13th Jun 2010 at 6:59 PM Go to regret #1216

#914 I think you rock! Submitted by girl on the 01st Apr 2010 at 3:46 PM Go to regret #1132

#913 So it'll never get better? Submitted by shithappens on the 01st Apr 2010 at 2:58 AM Go to regret #1211

#912 Life is high school, unfortunately. Submitted by cleo's romance on the 31st Mar 2010 at 5:42 PM Go to regret #1211

#910 Agreed. There is such as much stupid drama as there was in high school. Possibly even more.... Submitted by :( on the 31st Mar 2010 at 2:50 AM Go to regret #1189

#909 Doesn't make any sense. Submitted by duh on the 30th Mar 2010 at 9:27 PM Go to regret #1206

#906 I feel that way sometimes too. I absolutely hate it most of the time, sorry I'm actually here to learn, not fuck anything that moves. Submitted by Anonymous on the 27th Mar 2010 at 2:38 AM Go to regret #1189

#904 LOL, well I'm not trying to have a conversation with you #903, I'm just mocking you for the dim bulb racist you are! Submitted by #903 is still a nut on the 26th Mar 2010 at 2:31 AM Go to regret #1110

#903 Having a conversation with you is like trying to talk to a mentally retarded mongoose. Submitted by sane on the 25th Mar 2010 at 8:57 AM Go to regret #1110

#900 As the previous post mentioned you're off topic. However D. Duke changed from a dem to a repug just to keep up with the changing parties. If you want more examples of repugs who are correctly compared to KKK here: http://www.republicanoffenders.com/. Submitted by You are not sane on the 24th Mar 2010 at 3:07 PM Go to regret #1110

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