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I so regret not doing stuff with you. You made the fucking move, and I choked. Drunkenness: I berate you. Vote Up

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1 person thinks you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by indeefinsable on the 30th Mar 2010 at 12:39 AM
Tags: Drunk girl love move

I so regret being too drunk, having stupid debates, dancing like a slut and having gross drunk sex with a friend of mine which means exposing my fat, hairy body. Vote Up

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20 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by zoe on the 22nd Jan 2010 at 4:09 PM
Tags: drunk sex

I so regret getting so drunk at the work party last night and then throwing up all over the bathroom floor. Vote Up

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13 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by colleen_170289 on the 13th Dec 2009 at 5:48 PM
Tags: bathroom drunk party work

I so regret making out with a clown on Halloween. Vote Up

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3 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by CarnivalObsessed Nut on the 12th Nov 2009 at 5:31 PM
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I so regret having the "birthday cake" last night. Stroh rum, tequila, lemons and fire don't mix so well the next day. Vote Up

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3 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by OlderButNotWiser on the 08th Nov 2009 at 10:01 AM
Tags: birthday cake drunk

I so regret trying to toast marshmallows after drinking a bottle of Cuervo. Sharp sticks, fire, a flaming gelatinous orb, the desire to vigorously shake the stick to put it out. Scar. Vote Up

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5 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Jacob on the 23rd Oct 2009 at 12:14 PM
Tags: drunk fire marshmallow tequila

I so regret inviting you back to my place from the bar last night. You said you were sober but you were so drunk you peed yourself after passing out in my bed. Classy. Thank god you weren't there when I got out of the extra long, extra hot shower I took this morning. Vote Up

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7 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by EastVillage30 on the 20th Oct 2009 at 8:35 PM
Tags: bar date drunk one-night stand pee

I so regret losing my virginity in my dorm room to a drunk guy who I'll probably never see again. Vote Up

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25 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Samantha on the 20th Oct 2009 at 1:15 AM
Tags: Drunk Sex Virginity

I so regret having drunk sex with my best friend. Now we can never be the same Vote Up

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8 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Eli on the 20th Oct 2009 at 12:03 AM
Tags: drunk female friend sex

I so regret drinking a shark bowl after I was already hammered. I did not need to go 2/3 of the trifecta on the bar premises. Vote Up

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0 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Chuck Wizz on the 19th Oct 2009 at 5:46 PM
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I so regret not buying more skittles. I,m out of skittles vodka and now I can't get drunk tasting the rainbow. Vote Up

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24 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by teq on the 16th Oct 2009 at 8:43 PM
Tags: drunk rainbow skittles vodka

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#934 Wow. You ARE a douche. Submitted by Dixie on the 13th Jul 2010 at 9:24 PM Go to regret #248

#933 Get a lawyer, file for divorce. Submitted by DontStayWithSomeoneWhoHatesYou on the 05th Jul 2010 at 4:41 PM Go to regret #1240

#930 Just because he is your DAD, that does not give him the right to speak to you like that. NO ONE has that right. You must remove yourself from the situation, immediately. Your life will go on. As far as I am concerned, he lost the right to have you in his life. Submitted by Gramma Anne on the 04th Jul 2010 at 6:00 AM Go to regret #1238

#922 Caution! Spouses who can't control their anger make for ugly divorces. It'll make for a rough transition, but getting through a nasty divorce is likely better for the kids than an ugly marriage. Submitted by AllTheBestToYou on the 29th Jun 2010 at 1:41 AM Go to regret #1233

#919 Your such a fucking douche. Get over yourself. Submitted by yourgross on the 14th Jun 2010 at 3:36 AM Go to regret #1217

#918 Well, you shouldn't regret for it was not your fault. I'm very sure you didn't have choice in the matter, you didn't tell the guy to take your money it just happened, so it's his fault. Submitted by SPower on the 13th Jun 2010 at 6:59 PM Go to regret #1216

#914 I think you rock! Submitted by girl on the 01st Apr 2010 at 3:46 PM Go to regret #1132

#913 So it'll never get better? Submitted by shithappens on the 01st Apr 2010 at 2:58 AM Go to regret #1211

#912 Life is high school, unfortunately. Submitted by cleo's romance on the 31st Mar 2010 at 5:42 PM Go to regret #1211

#910 Agreed. There is such as much stupid drama as there was in high school. Possibly even more.... Submitted by :( on the 31st Mar 2010 at 2:50 AM Go to regret #1189

#909 Doesn't make any sense. Submitted by duh on the 30th Mar 2010 at 9:27 PM Go to regret #1206

#906 I feel that way sometimes too. I absolutely hate it most of the time, sorry I'm actually here to learn, not fuck anything that moves. Submitted by Anonymous on the 27th Mar 2010 at 2:38 AM Go to regret #1189

#904 LOL, well I'm not trying to have a conversation with you #903, I'm just mocking you for the dim bulb racist you are! Submitted by #903 is still a nut on the 26th Mar 2010 at 2:31 AM Go to regret #1110

#903 Having a conversation with you is like trying to talk to a mentally retarded mongoose. Submitted by sane on the 25th Mar 2010 at 8:57 AM Go to regret #1110

#900 As the previous post mentioned you're off topic. However D. Duke changed from a dem to a repug just to keep up with the changing parties. If you want more examples of repugs who are correctly compared to KKK here: http://www.republicanoffenders.com/. Submitted by You are not sane on the 24th Mar 2010 at 3:07 PM Go to regret #1110

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