Stories tagged as "drunk"

I so regret sleeping with one of you're friends drunkenly because I felt it would help me get over you. He never even asked if it was what I wanted but it happened and I wish it hadn't because we're back together and I can't ever tell you. Vote Up

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3 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by I don't trust you because I don't trust myself on the 01st Aug 2011 at 8:45 AM
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I so regret not doing stuff with you. You made the fucking move, and I choked. Drunkenness: I berate you. Vote Up

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1 person thinks you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by indeefinsable on the 30th Mar 2010 at 12:39 AM
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I so regret being too drunk, having stupid debates, dancing like a slut and having gross drunk sex with a friend of mine which means exposing my fat, hairy body. Vote Up

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23 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by zoe on the 22nd Jan 2010 at 4:09 PM
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I so regret getting so drunk at the work party last night and then throwing up all over the bathroom floor. Vote Up

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14 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by colleen_170289 on the 13th Dec 2009 at 5:48 PM
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I so regret making out with a clown on Halloween. Vote Up

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4 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by CarnivalObsessed Nut on the 12th Nov 2009 at 5:31 PM
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I so regret having the "birthday cake" last night. Stroh rum, tequila, lemons and fire don't mix so well the next day. Vote Up

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4 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by OlderButNotWiser on the 08th Nov 2009 at 10:01 AM
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I so regret trying to toast marshmallows after drinking a bottle of Cuervo. Sharp sticks, fire, a flaming gelatinous orb, the desire to vigorously shake the stick to put it out. Scar. Vote Up

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5 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Jacob on the 23rd Oct 2009 at 12:14 PM
Tags: drunk fire marshmallow tequila

I so regret inviting you back to my place from the bar last night. You said you were sober but you were so drunk you peed yourself after passing out in my bed. Classy. Thank god you weren't there when I got out of the extra long, extra hot shower I took this morning. Vote Up

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7 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by EastVillage30 on the 20th Oct 2009 at 8:35 PM
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I so regret losing my virginity in my dorm room to a drunk guy who I'll probably never see again. Vote Up

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26 people think you're a douche 2 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Samantha on the 20th Oct 2009 at 1:15 AM
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I so regret having drunk sex with my best friend. Now we can never be the same Vote Up

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8 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Eli on the 20th Oct 2009 at 12:03 AM
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I so regret drinking a shark bowl after I was already hammered. I did not need to go 2/3 of the trifecta on the bar premises. Vote Up

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0 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Chuck Wizz on the 19th Oct 2009 at 5:46 PM
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I so regret not buying more skittles. I,m out of skittles vodka and now I can't get drunk tasting the rainbow. Vote Up

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24 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by teq on the 16th Oct 2009 at 8:43 PM
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#2333 Staying on same property as the ho. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:33 PM Go to regret #250

#2332 Waiting for mine to get an operation. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:29 PM Go to regret #227

#2305 *could have - you people are 'tards. Submitted by - on the 16th Sep 2011 at 5:13 AM Go to regret #1983

#2262 *would have. Submitted by English speaker on the 07th Sep 2011 at 9:00 PM Go to regret #1985

#2143 I never told my mother how I felt the last time I saw her and a month later she died..... Submitted by taw on the 07th Aug 2011 at 11:18 AM Go to regret #740

#2097 I used to beat myself up for the amount of guys I've slept with. Then I reached a certain age I realized that it's not a big deal and there are a lot of good things about being great at sex! Embrace it! Submitted by KT on the 26th Jul 2011 at 3:09 PM Go to regret #1425

#1906 IMO, it's better to just get the big "V" out of the way. That way, you can focus on what's important in a relationship. Submitted by Jim on the 29th May 2011 at 11:59 PM Go to regret #1429

#1640 Don't take the easy way out. It's so satisfying if you triumph over your troubles. Submitted by Someone who cares on the 06th Apr 2011 at 8:35 PM Go to regret #1415

#1636 Dont! There are good things in this world, find what makes you happy HERE!!!! Submitted by Patti on the 06th Apr 2011 at 3:05 AM Go to regret #1415

#1628 Wow, I'm sure your son regrets you being his dad. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:22 PM Go to regret #337

#1627 Wow, sounds like my ex. Such a waste of space. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:19 PM Go to regret #1413

#1580 Truly sorry you can't find a guy who'll treat you right. Just so you know, it's not just the guys, I've never met a women who was honest or loving, still looking. I think it's just that most people are self centered. Submitted by nice folks finish last on the 28th Mar 2011 at 4:47 AM Go to regret #1409

#1262 Was it okay?? Submitted by Anon. on the 26th Jan 2011 at 3:50 AM Go to regret #217

#1252 Unless you think gay bashing is a good thing you are too cool for scouts. Submitted by boyscoutsareBS on the 22nd Jan 2011 at 7:28 AM Go to regret #1388

#1117 My name is calvin. Submitted by calvin on the 07th Dec 2010 at 5:50 PM Go to regret #1325

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