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I so regret taking a girl home that weighed more than me...and enjoying it because she was black and Jewish. Vote Up

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27 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by 1 on the 16th Apr 2011 at 11:19 PM
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I so regret having an eating disorder for four years after being bullied for hitting puberty and letting it get this bad. It's scary how people's words have such a profound effect on others. Vote Up

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0 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by NotAnymore on the 16th Jul 2010 at 11:00 AM
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I so regret not eating right & allowing myself to become so corpulent I need other people's Viagra to satisfy women. Now, I'm in an hospital bed in Hawaii without any cigars or OxyCotin & my health insurance company says my bloated body is a pre-existing condition. Maybe if I had been nicer, these people would start the morphine. Vote Up

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19 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by El Rushbo on the 31st Dec 2009 at 3:46 AM
Tags: drugs fat health care morphine

I so regret letting myself disappear under all this fat and geeky isolation. Vote Up

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8 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Anonymous on the 04th Nov 2009 at 11:22 PM
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I so regret walking into the wrong change-room at the gym because I was half-asleep after completing exam week. Aside from being called a pervert, I think what I saw has scarred me for life. Vote Up

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6 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Foxy on the 24th Oct 2009 at 2:31 AM
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I so regret that my lexapro makes me gain weight. Being fat isn't a depression aid. Vote Up

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7 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Rico on the 23rd Oct 2009 at 12:15 PM
Tags: depression drugs fat lexapro weight

I so regret letting your need to care what other people think effect who I am today. Vote Up

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1 person thinks you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Thanks mom on the 22nd Oct 2009 at 1:15 PM
Tags: fat parents punk

I so regret not telling you what a fatass you were all those years we were together. How your huge stomach got in the way during sex and I faked orgasms to spare your feelings. You cheated on me while overweight and I took you back... twice. Then you lost weight and left for good to be with a fat chick, whom you cheated on. Vote Up

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16 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Qberta on the 22nd Oct 2009 at 3:02 AM
Tags: fake fat orgasm

I so regret allowing myself to get increasingly fat instead of dealing with my feelings. I'm now 350 pounds and need serious help. Vote Up

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9 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by anonymous on the 21st Oct 2009 at 7:11 PM
Tags: emotions fat

I so regret not losing this 100 lbs years ago. If I had put the twinkie down and gone for a run I would have been able to keep up with my children easier. I would have had better self esteem. I would have been a better role model. Vote Up

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5 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Pinky on the 19th Oct 2009 at 11:10 PM
Tags: body image fat weight

I so regret being slightly obese. Vote Up

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46 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by R700 on the 17th Oct 2009 at 2:28 AM
Tags: fat fat bastard fatman obesity

I so regret being honest when she asked "Does this dress make me look fat"? Sleeping on the couch with the dog sucks. Vote Up

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26 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Flavio on the 15th Oct 2009 at 3:56 AM
Tags: dog fat honesty

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#4873 Loool that's funny. Submitted by loool on the 10th May 2013 at 6:23 AM Go to regret #3563

#3520 I feel like crap too. Submitted by i love me on the 23rd Sep 2012 at 12:40 AM Go to regret #2260

#3519 *laughing so hard* you are right seriously. Submitted by i love me on the 23rd Sep 2012 at 12:37 AM Go to regret #2262

#3158 At least they where more attractive than her, then almost any female is even a goat. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th May 2012 at 5:58 AM Go to regret #1209

#2883 I am 22, told I may never be able to conceive. I would kill to be in your shoes. I would do anything, ANYTHING, to be in your shoes, pregnant with the gift of a baby on the way. You don't know how blessed you are. Submitted by Jane on the 11th Feb 2012 at 9:02 AM Go to regret #2251

#2333 Staying on same property as the ho. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:33 PM Go to regret #250

#2332 Waiting for mine to get an operation. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:29 PM Go to regret #227

#2305 *could have - you people are 'tards. Submitted by - on the 16th Sep 2011 at 5:13 AM Go to regret #1983

#2262 *would have. Submitted by English speaker on the 07th Sep 2011 at 9:00 PM Go to regret #1985

#2143 I never told my mother how I felt the last time I saw her and a month later she died..... Submitted by taw on the 07th Aug 2011 at 11:18 AM Go to regret #740

#2097 I used to beat myself up for the amount of guys I've slept with. Then I reached a certain age I realized that it's not a big deal and there are a lot of good things about being great at sex! Embrace it! Submitted by KT on the 26th Jul 2011 at 3:09 PM Go to regret #1425

#1906 IMO, it's better to just get the big "V" out of the way. That way, you can focus on what's important in a relationship. Submitted by Jim on the 29th May 2011 at 11:59 PM Go to regret #1429

#1640 Don't take the easy way out. It's so satisfying if you triumph over your troubles. Submitted by Someone who cares on the 06th Apr 2011 at 8:35 PM Go to regret #1415

#1636 Dont! There are good things in this world, find what makes you happy HERE!!!! Submitted by Patti on the 06th Apr 2011 at 3:05 AM Go to regret #1415

#1628 Wow, I'm sure your son regrets you being his dad. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:22 PM Go to regret #337

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