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I so regret trying to toast marshmallows after drinking a bottle of Cuervo. Sharp sticks, fire, a flaming gelatinous orb, the desire to vigorously shake the stick to put it out. Scar. Vote Up

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5 people think you're a douche 1 Comment | Add Comment Submitted by Jacob on the 23rd Oct 2009 at 12:14 PM
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I so regret that last tequila... Vote Up

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8 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by NoiseAnomalie on the 19th Sep 2009 at 3:21 AM
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I so regret agreeing to be the doorman on Tequila Slammer night. Most people would only suck down their entrance slammer if I had one too. That was 18 years ago, and I still can't touch the stuff. Vote Up

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2 people think you're a douche 0 Comments | Add Comment Submitted by Professor Calculus on the 18th Sep 2009 at 10:53 AM
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#2333 Staying on same property as the ho. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:33 PM Go to regret #250

#2332 Waiting for mine to get an operation. Submitted by shagg14102 on the 25th Sep 2011 at 8:29 PM Go to regret #227

#2305 *could have - you people are 'tards. Submitted by - on the 16th Sep 2011 at 5:13 AM Go to regret #1983

#2262 *would have. Submitted by English speaker on the 07th Sep 2011 at 9:00 PM Go to regret #1985

#2143 I never told my mother how I felt the last time I saw her and a month later she died..... Submitted by taw on the 07th Aug 2011 at 11:18 AM Go to regret #740

#2097 I used to beat myself up for the amount of guys I've slept with. Then I reached a certain age I realized that it's not a big deal and there are a lot of good things about being great at sex! Embrace it! Submitted by KT on the 26th Jul 2011 at 3:09 PM Go to regret #1425

#1906 IMO, it's better to just get the big "V" out of the way. That way, you can focus on what's important in a relationship. Submitted by Jim on the 29th May 2011 at 11:59 PM Go to regret #1429

#1640 Don't take the easy way out. It's so satisfying if you triumph over your troubles. Submitted by Someone who cares on the 06th Apr 2011 at 8:35 PM Go to regret #1415

#1636 Dont! There are good things in this world, find what makes you happy HERE!!!! Submitted by Patti on the 06th Apr 2011 at 3:05 AM Go to regret #1415

#1628 Wow, I'm sure your son regrets you being his dad. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:22 PM Go to regret #337

#1627 Wow, sounds like my ex. Such a waste of space. Submitted by Bee on the 04th Apr 2011 at 5:19 PM Go to regret #1413

#1580 Truly sorry you can't find a guy who'll treat you right. Just so you know, it's not just the guys, I've never met a women who was honest or loving, still looking. I think it's just that most people are self centered. Submitted by nice folks finish last on the 28th Mar 2011 at 4:47 AM Go to regret #1409

#1262 Was it okay?? Submitted by Anon. on the 26th Jan 2011 at 3:50 AM Go to regret #217

#1252 Unless you think gay bashing is a good thing you are too cool for scouts. Submitted by boyscoutsareBS on the 22nd Jan 2011 at 7:28 AM Go to regret #1388

#1117 My name is calvin. Submitted by calvin on the 07th Dec 2010 at 5:50 PM Go to regret #1325

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